Quem dá mais? Parte II

Segue no original, em inglês, o texto hilário do diretor de arte Luiz Lozada, exibido no eBay, com argumentos dirigidos, de preferência, ao proprietário de uma grande agência. O blá blá blá é ótimo. O detalhe é que quem levar o Leão tem, obrigatoriamente, que levá-lo junto por um ano (quer dizer, apenas para trabalhar com criação... e ele deixa bem claro que pretende estar em casa, todos os dias, num horário razoável). É tudo uma grande piada.

(Sorry pelo inglês, mas traduzir perde a graça...e acho que todo mundo se vira, né?)

"Not only do you get the Lion, you also get half of the winning creative team that won the piece - the Sr. Art Director half. That's right, the winning bidder gets my services for one year. Um, that would be my CREATIVE services only - I get to go home at a reasonable hour. Want to try before you buy? I'm also available for freelance. I doubt you'll get that option with any other eBay purchase. Why is this Lion rare? Well, it was won by a creative team from Miami. I think Crispin, Porter, Bogusky is the only other agency which has won a Lion in Miami and it is definitely only the second Lion ever won by a hispanic agency (although the winning piece ran in both Spanish and English media). Best of all, YOU WILL GET EVERY POSSIBLE EFFORT FROM ME TO BRING YOUR OWN AGENCY ITS VERY OWN LION (plus a One Show pencil, Clio, etc. would be nice too). Or one more, if you already have one. Show your clients and new business prospects. Impress your friends and parents. No reasonable bids turned down. ---------- Seriously though... I do have a full portfolio and a reel with some TV spots, references, a college degree, 10 years of advertising experience, can also write copy (English only) and I love to travel. I also have a very wide range of experience - from fast food to telecommunications to automotive to pro-bono and lots more - in all media. And as you may have noticed, the occasional guerilla ad is part of my repertoire"
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